Introverted Strategist T-Shirts

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"Finally, a succinct corporate mission statement."

"I'm in my third day of trying to figure out which little square I am."

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Suppose I was successful, suppose I actually dug under the fence, then what?"

"What if we replace 'What if?' with 'Heck yeah'?"

'Remember to stay downwind from him, he can smell fear.'

"I love summer."

"Your company is like a used car..."

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

"Does anyone second the motion to make family meetings more informal?"

"I'd like to know why we're selling elements to the companies, and then turn around and buy compounds from them."

"...First, we'll have to get you out of your shell...."

"I'm at the office party."

A Lonely Man

"Quality time...quality time..."

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

Falling Profits.

"This conversation is between you and me, and possibly Doug Ford from Grifftech Industries, with whom we share an air vent."

Shy author hiding while signing books.

"Just my luck to marry the only man in town with the mind-body problem."

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

"In order for this merger to work, we'll need to downsize. So I'll just have my people fire your people."

"The floor is any human contact."

"When I hired you to improve our procurement process I was expecting more than go faster stripes on the strategy document!"