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"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

She required plenty of personal space.

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Mind if I join you?'

Honestly, I don't know why I even bring Harold to parties.

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An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"The joy of the house to myself"

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

Introverted Chair

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"This isn't working out - I'm an earthworm and you're a....are you even listening to me?"

"If you think I talk too much, you should come right out say so! That way we can talk about it."

She was always an introvert.

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

Yeah, I do the same thing – sniff their posts but never contribute. Dog lurkers.