Introvert Strategist Gifts

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

She required plenty of personal space.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Big Talk/Small Talk.

"I've replaced all the workers with machines, but now I crave human interaction!"

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

"I don't want to go back to school; other people are my kryptonite."

"I work from home because I can’t stand the sight of idiots." "Is that why you got rid of all our mirrors?"

'You ought to get out more according to experts.'

Introverted Chair

"It's from the Hendersons. They want us to come over this weekend."

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"The joy of the house to myself"

"Are you still mad at me?" "Mentally I'm storming off right now."

"I know you hate these parties. Just do your best to blend in."

The reserved and the go-ers.'

"Do you think solitude drives you insane?"

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"Hello, I'm the bluebird of quiet resignation."

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

"I don't mind working from home. I never liked those people at the office anyway."