Bad Boy Admirer T-Shirts

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Why do I always choose 'The Bad Boy'?"

"I guess I go for the bad boys."

"Am I glad my parent's aren't alive to meet you."

'Armed robbers are sexy and exciting, but kleptomaniacs make the best providers.'

"Number 3. Ask him if he'd be willing to go out with me."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Doughboy Dad

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Kultural K9's.

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"Give her some space! She's overdosing on baby talk!"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'OMG! Is it Christmas already?'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

"You had me at hell."

'What's your poisson?' (Man reading report on Farmed Salmon Toxins Scare).

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

Book Shop.

Man with many tattoos.

'I'm actually Farnsworth Huddleson the fifth. The first was an obscure character in a Dickens novel.'

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"Bye bye, comfort zone."

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"

"Come on. One more. You got it..." "It's so cute when they do that."

"Don't call me ska face!"

'And this beauty just came on the market.'

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

"I tell you what, ladies really dig my bad boy image!"

"How's my head size today."

Aeneas