Bad Boy Appreciator T-Shirts

'I have to tell you,Tristan- I'm beginning to feel used....'

"Underneath this placid Brooks Brother facade, I'm up to my neck in some excellent biker tattoos."

"Behold the secret to happiness."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"Dig deep! C'mon! You got this!"

"You had me at hell."

New, Improved Cat

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

"Who wants to go for walkies?"

Self-Esteem Clinic.

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"Why do I always choose 'The Bad Boy'?"

"I've got pride but no shame."

'S**t!'

Well there's something you don't see every day...

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"I'd like to help him, but honestly I have no idea who the good boy is."

"Do we have any candy?"

Must you people always call during dinner? - Grim Reaper on the phone.

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

'Put the sword back in the stone right now, little girl, and we'll pretend this never happened.'

'I told you to be careful near my piercings, Gavin - they're not beer can ring pulls, you know!'

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

'This is him, on the hands free.'

"It's the mark of Cain, but it's benign."