Rugged Individualist T-Shirts

"Like you, I've always taken pride in being a self-unmade man!"

"I gotta be me!"

"They're comfortable."

Raincloud Umbrella

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Protest

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Dare to be different.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

"I beg to differ."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

A man without a chicken on his head!

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"I guess singing "I Gotta Be Me' really wasn't a very good excuse."

Too Weird to Have a Husband

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

'Just once I'd like a solo.'

'Can't you just point like other dogs?'