Rugged Individualist Pillows

"Like you, I've always taken pride in being a self-unmade man!"

"I gotta be me!"

Raincloud Umbrella

"They're comfortable."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Protest

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Dare to be different.

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

"I beg to differ."

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'What's wrong with you?'

A man without a chicken on his head!

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"I guess singing "I Gotta Be Me' really wasn't a very good excuse."

Too Weird to Have a Husband

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

The emperor penguin's new clothes.

'Can't you just point like other dogs?'