Individualist In Disguise Pillows

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

"I gotta be me!"

Raincloud Umbrella

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

Protest

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Dare to be different.

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

"I beg to differ."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

A man without a chicken on his head!

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

"I guess singing "I Gotta Be Me' really wasn't a very good excuse."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Too Weird to Have a Husband

'Just once I'd like a solo.'

'Can't you just point like other dogs?'

"My psychiatrist says I lack individualism."