Aspiring Individualist Pillows

Self Help Section # 1

"I gotta be me!"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

Raincloud Umbrella

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

What else is there to wish for?

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Protest

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

The Idea of America.

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"How am I supposed to unleash my full potential when I'm always on one?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Dare to be different.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"I beg to differ."

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'What's wrong with you?'

A man without a chicken on his head!