Artistic Individualist Pillows

'Would anyone be terribly upset if I leave out that silly lighthouse?'

"I gotta be me!"

Raincloud Umbrella

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Protest

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

Lord Byron

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

Natürlich verstehst du es nicht. Er ist ein Künstler für Künstler.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Dare to be different.

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"I beg to differ."

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

A man without a chicken on his head!

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"I guess singing "I Gotta Be Me' really wasn't a very good excuse."

"Now who's being judgy?"