Individualists Pillows

Protest

Simon the gnome felt like he stood out like a 'sore thumb' at the elves convention...

I'm prepared to offer you more money if you get rid of the earring.

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"You were always a rebel, Vinnie..!"

"I gotta be me!"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

Raincloud Umbrella

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Dolores is so avant garde.

The Mainstream

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Dare to be different.

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"I beg to differ."

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'What's wrong with you?'

A man without a chicken on his head!

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'