Individualist Spirit Pillows

My job does not define me.

"I love being a non-conformist."

"I gotta be me!"

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Raincloud Umbrella

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"The Just Me Band"

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

Protest

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Dare to be different.

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

"I beg to differ."

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

'Wow - My kind of man.'