Individualist Spirit Pillows

My job does not define me.

"I love being a non-conformist."

"I gotta be me!"

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Raincloud Umbrella

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

Just married and Just Single and Happy.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"The Just Me Band"

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

Protest

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

"Who needs men when there's chocolate."

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

Dare to be different.

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"I beg to differ."

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

"Honey who needs a man when you've got... Rhythm!"

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

A man without a chicken on his head!