Individualism Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm worried, she seems to be an individualist: she does not seem to have a herd mentality..."

'You're my mentor, my hero, my ideal! To hell with the poor! Selfish is Good! Greed is Good! I love you, Ayn Rand!'

"Dad said I look like something the cat dragged in, how cool is that!"

"I gotta be me!"

Raincloud Umbrella

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Protest

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

The Mainstream

'You just don't seem to be fitting in.'

"I can do whatever I want. It's a free country. Well, at least for the time being."

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'Idealist'

"I'm outside the fancy dress shop...."

Dare to be different.

'I'm sorry, but there's nothing in the zoning regulations covering bad taste.'

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

"I beg to differ."

"...and if we need someone with an earrings, I'll be in touch."

'I can't say I like your cavalier attitude Benson.'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"Wilson is our most original thinker - I want everyone to think like him."

A man without a chicken on his head!

'Follow the crowd! Do what the other sheep do! Gad, child, why can't you remember that?'

"I guess singing "I Gotta Be Me' really wasn't a very good excuse."

"...I thought I was too smart, too idealistic to end up this way, but LOOK at me! I've become an entrenched bureaucrat!"

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

Too Weird to Have a Husband

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."