Quirky Individualist T-Shirts

'But when you're a wart hog, warts are where it's at.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

The Map of the human brain

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"I gotta be me!"

Raincloud Umbrella

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Karataoke

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Fishing for Birds

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Large print e-book.

Dreams I have had...

The Man who Mistook His Wife for a Hat, and the Woman who Mistook her Husband for a New Mercedes.

"Am I sensing fear?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Texturing the Walls

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Football Crazy strip six

"I'm still not sure if we've hired a creative genius or a complete cretin."