Quirky Individualist Gifts

'But when you're a wart hog, warts are where it's at.'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

The Map of the human brain

"I gotta be me!"

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Raincloud Umbrella

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Hey weirdo, where do you think you're going?'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"Ok... for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Fishing for Birds

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

Large print e-book.

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Football Crazy strip six

Dreams I have had...

"Am I sensing fear?"

Texturing the Walls

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."