Individual With A Quirky Style T-Shirts

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

The Food Chain

Hats and Food

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Drunk Barber

Family Butcher.

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

They will too notice.

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'It's a bill collector!'

"Derek has re-invented himself."

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Cockroach Costume

Ventriloquism for Dummies.

Hats

I have to wear these because I saw my eye doctor this morning. What's your excuse? Excuse? I've got the best excuse in the world: I dig Roy Orbison!

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

"Get your knockoff pretzels."

One size fits all

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

Warning! Croc Infested Waters!

The Man in the Iron Basque!

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

'But when you're a wart hog, warts are where it's at.'

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

'Bring on the cool weather! My new vest is made with 100% goose down.'

"Audrey, stop dressing up our son like a Florida retiree."