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Drunk Barber

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

The Food Chain

Cactus seats.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

The americanisation of vulture.

"Say hello to my little friend."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"Beware of the frog"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Large, wrinkly

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Egyptian Football

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

Fly Artist

"Outré or simply bad?"

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Edward Elgar.

"What a way to go."

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

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