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Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'What clan do you belong to?'

The Food Chain

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Beware of the frog"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Large, wrinkly

"She's a miniature."

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Egyptian Football

Drunk Barber

Fly Artist

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Edward Elgar.

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"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

Family Butcher.

A small man under a giant microscope.

When lice dream.

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Elephant and Castle

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

Musical Pipe

Naked Furniture