Appreciates Quirky Art Mugs

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

The Food Chain

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"She's a miniature."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Large, wrinkly

"Beware of the frog"

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Egyptian Football

Drunk Barber

"Outré or simply bad?"

Fly Artist

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Edward Elgar.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

allovertheplace.com

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Family Butcher.

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

A small man under a giant microscope.

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

When lice dream.

Ether Island

"I'm too old for a baby-sitter. How about hanging a portrait with the eyes that always seem to look at you?"

Musical Pipe

Elephant and Castle