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Family Butcher.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

The Food Chain

"Bless You."

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"Beware of the frog"

Large, wrinkly

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Egyptian Football

Texturing the Walls

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Drunk Barber

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Fly Artist

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Edward Elgar.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

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