Enjoys Quirky Art Gifts

Family Butcher.

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

The Food Chain

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Bless You."

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Beware of the frog"

Large, wrinkly

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Texturing the Walls

Egyptian Football

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Drunk Barber

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

"Outré or simply bad?"

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Fly Artist

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Edward Elgar.

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

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