Fan Of Quirky Art Gifts

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

The Food Chain

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Generic Store: Sign in Window

Drunk Barber

"Outré or simply bad?"

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Family Butcher.

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

A small man under a giant microscope.

'Oh yeah? Well I'm not crazy about your humming, either!'

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Porcupine meets horseshoe crab

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

Potatoes.

'It's a bill collector!'

Two men in urns holding hands

"He calls himself orange roughy, but I remember when his name was slimehead."

Believe or not but before he became a famous artist he was a shoe salesman.

Football Fish

"That's what I call an off-off-off-off-off Broadway show!"

Rhino Art

Man on desert island sees tightrope walker on horizon.

Pavement Art.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"The last thing I expected was to find a giant squirrel from outer space raking our leaves. Not that I'm complaining."

Rainy Day, Boredom

Having heard good things about it, Carlos decides to try the Phlegmish School of painting.

"Get your knockoff pretzels."

"I don't know art but I know what I like and I like it."

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.