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'Well, I don't suppose it'll be the last project to go completely wrong!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'What clan do you belong to?'

The Food Chain

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Of course they're permanent. I'm an artist."

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

Large, wrinkly

"Beware of the frog"

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Egyptian Football

Texturing the Walls

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Drunk Barber

"Sorry - He's changed His mind again. Stripes on the zebra, spots on the giraffe, no stars on the lion and make the elephant bigger and the amoebae smaller."

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Fly Artist

"Outré or simply bad?"

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Edward Elgar.

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Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

Family Butcher.

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.