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Drunk Barber

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

'What clan do you belong to?'

The Food Chain

Cactus seats.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"Say hello to my little friend."

The americanisation of vulture.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

"Beware of the frog"

Large, wrinkly

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Egyptian Football

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Mythical Family of Four.

"Outré or simply bad?"

Fly Artist

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

"Think of it as one less thing to worry about."

Edward Elgar.

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Family Butcher.

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

"What a way to go."

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A fish swimming with an umbrella.