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"What kind of rip-off is this? You promised me a bride!"

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'What clan do you belong to?'

The Food Chain

"Say hello to my little friend."

Cactus seats.

The americanisation of vulture.

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'

Evolution Interrupted By Man Fishing

Brian surgeon squeezing brains from a tube.

Drunk Barber

Mythical Family of Four.

"Outré or simply bad?"

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

Le Penseur (D' Apres Rodin)

Edward Elgar.

Fly Hospital: "Just a slight stinging then you'll be fast asleep."

Family Butcher.

"What a way to go."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

A small man under a giant microscope.

Little boy blows a larger bubble than glass blower can.

Musical Pipe

'He swallowed some of his acrylic paints and now he's artsy fartsy.'

Handcuffs.

Deer Barber

Will hide my face with this sign for food. ?

Mutated creature emerging from the Department of Genetic Research.

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Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon