Individual With A Quirky Style Pillows

The Girl With The Draggin' tattoo: 'Hot...Cold.'

The Food Chain

Hats and Food

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

"He'll never grow out of it. It's made of rubber."

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"And remember, woman... I'm the one who wears the sassy pastel yellow toreador pants in the family!"

Drunk Barber

Family Butcher.

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'

"It may look funny, but at least I'm warm."

'It's a bill collector!'

"The idea is to stick art on the refrigerator, not carve it in."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Cockroach Costume

"Get your knockoff pretzels."

Ventriloquism for Dummies.

Apparently, there are manuals, and then there are MANUALS.

"And now, moving along to our right, we have Hilda Schumacher, of Zelton Falls, Pennsylvania. Ms. Schumacher has been painting clowns on velvet for over fifteen years, and we find her work a fine example of this genre."

Hats

One size fits all

"Let me help you in your effort ti think INSIDE the box once again."

'I built the patio out of old newspapers.'

The Man in the Iron Basque!

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

'But when you're a wart hog, warts are where it's at.'

As his hearing worsened, Larry had to buy louder and louder clothes.

'I'm an eccentric. What do you do?'

'In case I forget it, I've had my name tattooed on the inside of my eyelids.'

"Stripes are very unfashionable."

The Grim Reaper's pets.