Outdoorsman Admirer Pillows

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Romantic Giraffes

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Bring your own inflatable.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Allotment

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Fly Fishing

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'More bubbles!'

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Duck Hunt

Fishing sign.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

The Brothers Grime

Country Bumpkin.

"Tallyho!"

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'