Outdoorsy Onlooker Pillows

'Hike the Alps? I'm getting out of breath just keeping my foot on the accelerator!'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

'My feet are killing me.'

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Allotment

Bring your own inflatable.

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fly Fishing

'More bubbles!'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Fishing sign.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Duck Hunt

The Brothers Grime

Country Bumpkin.

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

"Tallyho!"

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"He loves his leaf blower."

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

"Sometimes I like to come here by myself and contemplate ... or just scream about you."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Bike Rides