Outdoor Play Admirer Gifts

One possum swinging from tree with tail sees other possum in tire swing with tail

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

Football Fans

Holiday time.

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Tommy!"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"Hi-yah!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Snow Devil

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

"William Blake said you can see the whole world in a grain of sand, but he doesn't always make a lot of sense."

Conservation Area

"First snowman?"

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

'I lost a fight with a mud puddle.'

Stonehenge Sandcastle

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Did you check the little patch of grass by the swing set?"

Children playing football.

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

Snowman

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

'I hope it;s an express.'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""