Ladder Daredevil Gifts

'Ladder and Literary Mishaps on the Rise.'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Upward Progress

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

"The boss can see you now."

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

"I am not asking for directions."

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Texturing the Walls

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

Building business relations.

'Here you are, Simmons!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

Ladder of Success.

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the corporate ladder. And he didn't care how many lives he ruined along the way. I know, this isn't the book Simon & Schuster wants. But it's the damn truth."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Wallpapering with Nails

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

Executive Towers: Sorry, No Room Left At The Top!

'I know...he must have taken a big shortcut on his career path.'

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

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