Ladder Daredevil Mugs

'Ladder and Literary Mishaps on the Rise.'

Businessman on stilts: 'I had to step over a lot of people to get where I am today.'

'He got a raise but not enough to help him clear the fence.'

Upward Progress

"The boss can see you now."

"I am not asking for directions."

"Today we are going to find out if you can that leap."

Man suffering from rope burn due to climbing the corporate ladder

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Building business relations.

"I've finally arrived. The C.E.O. stopped saying 'who the hell are you' whenever he sees me."

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

If a moo can rise to the top, so can I.

Texturing the Walls

'Here you are, Simmons!'

Ladder of Success.

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of being a painter are the hardest.'

"Yes, I'm sure you do deserve further career advancement. But if I promote you again you'll have my job!"

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"Remember when everyone told you this job would lead you nowhere? Well, you've arrived!"

"Mrs. Beasley, send the employees a memo stating that, from now on, they are to refer to me as 'Alpha Male'."

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the corporate ladder. And he didn't care how many lives he ruined along the way. I know, this isn't the book Simon & Schuster wants. But it's the damn truth."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"I hope it indicates a quick promotion."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Wallpapering with Nails

"We're estimating that sales are now up to about here."

Climbing to the moon...

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

"I think Henshaw is trying to tell us the corporate ladder is out of order."

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