Jet Ski Enthusiast Gifts

"If only petrol for my jetski was cheaper."

Santa Needs a Brand New Way To Lug His Bag

Personal Watercraft for Sale. Ernie, I think there are some things msising in your "for sale" ad. There's not enough about the engine constantly overheating! It's there --- I called this "the hottest thing on the lake!" You can't haul it anywhere. The trailer is broken down! That's why I wrote, "You;ll never want to take it out of the water!" The throttle sticks and the steering is erratic --- This thing is dangerous for everybody! And that's why I said "When you ride this, all eyes will

A large whale is beached on the shore from crashing on his jet ski.

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Clown Skis.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Travel looks strong!

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'It is too snowing!'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Fetching some fuel.

Skiing at Sea

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Little girl skiing.

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Ski lift.

Piste-side Hotel

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

Ski-ball.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

Reindeer on Skis.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Jet Turbine Testing Area