Jetskiing Gifts

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

You Are Here

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Skiing.

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

First aid in mountains

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

Happy Hour

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

A private jet takes off

Ski lift mobile

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

Skiing

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'Fine. And you?'

"Now boarding group 50 and up."

Skier and his dog.

'First of all, relax.'