Skiing Gifts

'Loosen your bindings.'

Surf lift.

You Are Here

...Compound fractures occur when a bone snaps like a twig and pokes right through the skin...

You are here...

'There's something very odd here.'

'Yoooo-hooo! Has anyone seen a ski pole that I dropped when I was on the chairlift?'

"Why do we do this again?"

Ski Instructor

'Here it comes.'

'SIGN? WHAT SIGN? SPEAK UP, MY HEARING AID ISN'T WORKING!'

Winter Breaks

'I think there's a design flaw in these moguls.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'No broken bones. You're lucky, looks like the tree helped break your fall.'

"Dudes! Lets hit the scopes!"

'Where is Wally?'

"Hey! Skiing is fun. We just did a double green square, how hard can this be?"

Potato Crashes into Tree, While the Rest of His Features Ski On.

'That's our hedge-fund manager ... he's regularly called upon to do the impossible.'

Roller Coaster Ski Ramp

Take risks. Take action. Build momentum.

Man skis through Tree.

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

Ski slopes with intimidating names.

Now, where was that chapter on stopping...

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

'Snowboards: one ski for the price of two.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'I hate snowboarders!'

"I take it that you've hurt yourself skiing."

"I've been like this since I got back from my skiing holiday!"

'Yep I'd say your skis are overdue for a wax.'

Air bags.

Todays feisty seniors