Skiing Pillows

'Loosen your bindings.'

Surf lift.

You Are Here

...Compound fractures occur when a bone snaps like a twig and pokes right through the skin...

You are here...

'There's something very odd here.'

"Why do we do this again?"

Ski Instructor

'Here it comes.'

'SIGN? WHAT SIGN? SPEAK UP, MY HEARING AID ISN'T WORKING!'

'No broken bones. You're lucky, looks like the tree helped break your fall.'

'I think there's a design flaw in these moguls.'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"Dudes! Lets hit the scopes!"

Winter Breaks

"Hey! Skiing is fun. We just did a double green square, how hard can this be?"

'That's our hedge-fund manager ... he's regularly called upon to do the impossible.'

'Where is Wally?'

Roller Coaster Ski Ramp

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

Take risks. Take action. Build momentum.

Todays feisty seniors

"I've been like this since I got back from my skiing holiday!"

'Yep I'd say your skis are overdue for a wax.'

'I hate snowboarders!'

"I take it that you've hurt yourself skiing."

Air bags.

'Snowboards: one ski for the price of two.'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

'We decided to get out and spend the kids inheritance. Unfortunately they insisted on coming with us!'

Now, where was that chapter on stopping...

"Don't worry, boss—we whacked your skis."

Little girl skiing.

Skiing cross country, vic ran out of snow near toledo.

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