Jet Ski Enthusiast Prints

"If only petrol for my jetski was cheaper."

A large whale is beached on the shore from crashing on his jet ski.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Clown Skis.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'It is too snowing!'

Travel looks strong!

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"I was only kidding when I said you have ring around the collar."

Skiing at Sea

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Fetching some fuel.

Little girl skiing.

Piste-side Hotel

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Ski lift.

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

I think the speed grazing record is in the bag!

Reindeer on Skis.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Ski-ball.

Jet Turbine Testing Area

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Airshow.

Rich man getting ride on servant's skis.

Man's fishing rod has caught a water skier.