Jet Ski Junkie Prints

Sailor

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'It is too snowing!'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

Milkjet Skiing

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Fetching some fuel.

Skiing at Sea

Little girl skiing.

Man chases after his skis.

Piste-side Hotel

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

Reindeer on Skis.

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Flights suspended snowstorm

Ski-ball.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

'Deer ski-jumping across a road.'

Airshow.

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

Bigfoot on skis...

Man skis through Tree.

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

Rescue Dog Breed Failure #139: Chihuahuas.

Cow using udders as skis.

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."