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Sailor

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'It is too snowing!'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Milkjet Skiing

Skiing at Sea

Fetching some fuel.

Little girl skiing.

Piste-side Hotel

"Have you decided where to travel?"

Man chases after his skis.

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

Flights suspended snowstorm

Reindeer on Skis.

Ski-ball.

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

'I swear it wasn't this cold before they invented the wind chill factor.'

Airshow.

'Deer ski-jumping across a road.'

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

Bigfoot on skis...

'If this doesn't work , we'll have to find another use for them.'

Cow using udders as skis.

Rescue Dog Breed Failure #139: Chihuahuas.

'And one more thing, while you're in Bangkok be careful of the ladies in Patpong district. They may not be all they appear to be.'

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."