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'Personal lawn-craft.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

"Rockefeller Center."

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Milkjet Skiing

Fetching some fuel.

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

"Have you decided where to travel?"

"Sir, the platoon suffered heavy casualties from a roadside IUD."

'Funny thing is, in an infinite universe with infinite possibilities, this is actually happening!'

Flights suspended snowstorm

Balloon ski lift

Airshow.

"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."

'Tomorrow, I'm going on vacation from this darned bike.'

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

Skier gets caught in the thaw

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

Meh, I've been on higher.

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

"Happy?"

'And one more thing, while you're in Bangkok be careful of the ladies in Patpong district. They may not be all they appear to be.'

'Man, this living out of a suitcase is getting old!'

'I forgot to get show tires.'

Beijing 2022

"Nope, this isn't our car either. . . this one's blue!"

Penguin being chased by bowling ball.

Sailor