Jet-setting Enthusiast Gifts

"Cynthia! Bridle your enthusiasm."

'Not only has my luggage been to more places than I have, it's stayed longer in some places.'

Tell me about your travel extras please. Airport tax,security charge,fuel levy and customer nuisance surcharge.

"First class, or with children?"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Airlines

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Are we there yet?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Travelling

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Private Jet

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

'He must be going economy!'

Two airplanes

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

'Business or pleasure?'

Flights and Coronavirus

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'