Jet-setting Enthusiasts Gifts

The Many Faces of Bev

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Largest passenger aircraft ever built. "Why does it have to be so big?" "We had to make extra room for all the subsidy money."

Technique #54 airlines are adopting for handling excessive carry on luggage.

The Wright brothers discover the first nightmare flight

Why Superman flies himself

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"We've waited twenty-five years to make this trip, and we're certainly not interested in getting there in any six and a half hours."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Hell: The Airport"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'So, how was flight school?'

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

'I'm happy to report our use of air sickness bags has declined sharply since we quit serving meals.'

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

"I proclaim this sun-drenched tropical country a new tourist mecca, in the names of Consolidated Airways and the Peck & Smathers Advertising and Public Relations Company."

"Have you decided where to travel?"

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

Airplane Seatbelts

'Oh great, we teach him to fly and now he tries to show us up!'

The aviation experts come out to play

"Well that's just great!! I guess we really are flightless birds now!!"

Airshow.

'I think they've taken stealth technology as far as it can go.'

"It's my emotional support animal."

Angel learning to fly...

'-but dad, how can a supersonic plane be LATE?'

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

'No hitchhikers!'

Flight nap

'Was it the non-flying dream again?'

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."