Jet Set Joker Gifts

Man comes through luggage collection conveyor belt at the airport.

Airlines

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"First class, or with children?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Are we there yet?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Travelling

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

Private Jet

'He must be going economy!'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Vampire on a plane

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Two airplanes

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Flights and Coronavirus

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'Business or pleasure?'

"How's my tripping you up?"

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

Bicycle Sidecar.

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

'Will that be coach?'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"Were you using your mobile?" "How could I possibly? I've had my hands full eating and smoking!"