Jet Jock Gifts

'Tower, I'm over the city and low of fuel, but no sweat - I'm dropping my missiles and bombs, which should make me light enough to reach the runway.'

Airlines

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"First class, or with children?"

Overjumpers

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Boptimism

'Are we there yet?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

Travelling

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Gamers

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

"I'm concerned. You seem to have catlike reflexes."

Private Jet

'He must be going economy!'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

A Little Long Jumper.

Two airplanes

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.