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Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

Airlines

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"First class, or with children?"

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Are we there yet?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

Travelling

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Private Jet

'He must be going economy!'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

Two airplanes

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

'Business or pleasure?'

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

'Will that be coach?'

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

Flights and Coronavirus

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

'One carry-on!'

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'