Toy Juggler Gifts

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Football

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

A woman watches football on her computer.

Brickie's Mate

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"Doctor, should I have a baby after 38?"

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

Octopus

"When they say to use protection... this is what you're protecting against."

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Our smart home is blowing up my text. The oven is mad at the dishwasher. The dishwasher is mad at the lights. The lights are mad at the TV. And I thought out kids fought a lot."

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

"I had twins, so I had to add a pouch."

"Okay, feet, let's show hands you're just as good as they are."

'Okay, yes it's my cell phone. I forgot the puck okay?'

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'

Ms Jones - grab the phone, will ya? We're on hold!'

"Look Fred, are you going to play, or are you just going to clown around?"

One man band

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