Toy Juggler Pillows

'Well, I don't believe it Your room is spotless And in just 10 minutes,,,'

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Football

'The girls must be feeling better...'

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

A woman watches football on her computer.

Brickie's Mate

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'Your wife has had triplets. I suggest you go home and get some of the sleep you won't get in the next several years.'

"Scale" is a versatile word. We can scale rocks. Fish have scales. I love to catch and eat fish. There are music scales. We all enjoy music. Don't forget the bathroom scale. Sadly, when I step on one of those I'm reminded of the Richter Scale numbers recorded when I'm walking.

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Man in Office playing golf, filing cabinet draw marked 'Rough'

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

'Your mother and I are worried that all these video games may be having an effect on you.'

"Doctor, should I have a baby after 38?"

The Multi-tasking Snake Charmer

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

"When they say to use protection... this is what you're protecting against."

Well, I can't sit around all day - I have things to do.

Octopus

'I like you, you've got balls.'

"Our smart home is blowing up my text. The oven is mad at the dishwasher. The dishwasher is mad at the lights. The lights are mad at the TV. And I thought out kids fought a lot."

'Oh great. It's Western and I use an English saddle.'

"Ted wants to bring the fan back into accounting"

"When I got divorced, I went through all the stages of grieving - sadness, anger, denial and punching the air with delight when the settlement cheque came through!"

'Okay, yes it's my cell phone. I forgot the puck okay?'

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'

"Okay, feet, let's show hands you're just as good as they are."

Ms Jones - grab the phone, will ya? We're on hold!'

"I had twins, so I had to add a pouch."

"Look Fred, are you going to play, or are you just going to clown around?"

'Doreen's been all over me to paint the house and Phillip wouldn't stop bugging me for a new trampoline, so...'