Kid Juggler Pillows

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

'She finds it really easy to juggle her kids with her career now she's joined the circus.'

"Pay more attention to me? I'm sorry, dear, but Mommy needs you to be more specific."

"One of the advantages of working from home is the free tech support."

Football

"How was work?"

"Your mother and I are feeling overwhelmed, so you'll have to bring yourselves up."

Woman with kids at husbands office.

'I'm glad you're able to be with us more, but I'd appreciate it if you'd say you're 'spending time' with us, not 'doing time' with us.'

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'Save us!'

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"First break since 2008."

'She speaks 6 languages and can't say 'No' in any of them. . .'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Remember, she had twins, so I go in first, and then you follow about 3 minutes later."

Couple who have confused their baby's pram and the lawn mower.

Baby On Boardroom

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

Acclaimed mother.

Balancing Family and Work

'Don't worry about gaining weight after the baby - You'll run it off during the toddler years.'

'So, paternity leave problem solved then?'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Brickie's Mate

A woman watches football on her computer.

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."