Jet Jockey Gifts

'Bandit at one o'clock.'

Paper Aircraft

Airlines

"First class, or with children?"

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Fighter Jet Sneeze

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Are we there yet?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

A day at the transgenic races

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Travelling

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Rocking Horse

Gamers

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Private Jet

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

'He must be going economy!'

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

Presenter Auditions.

Two airplanes

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

Gentlemen Riders

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

First past the post.