Jet Jockey Gifts

'Bandit at one o'clock.'

Paper Aircraft

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Airlines

"First class, or with children?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Are we there yet?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Rocking Horse

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Travelling

A day at the transgenic races

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

Gamers

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

'Humans seem to be so weight-conscious: My rider weighs himself before each race...'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

Private Jet

'He must be going economy!'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

Presenter Auditions.

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Gentlemen Riders

Two airplanes

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

First past the post.

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'Will that be coach?'