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Excess Baggage: The concept of electronic ticketing still has a few airline passengers spooked.

Airlines

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

"First class, or with children?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Are we there yet?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

Travelling

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Private Jet

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

'He must be going economy!'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Two airplanes

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Flights and Coronavirus

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'Business or pleasure?'

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"We are now boarding priority travellers. Please be ready to present an air of entitlement."

'Will that be coach?'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'One carry-on!'

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."