Jet Jock Pillows

'Tower, I'm over the city and low of fuel, but no sweat - I'm dropping my missiles and bombs, which should make me light enough to reach the runway.'

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

Airlines

"First class, or with children?"

Overjumpers

Boptimism

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Are we there yet?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What was that?!' 'A 'Mach'-ing bird.'

Travelling

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

Gamers

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'

Private Jet

'He must be going economy!'

'I'm sorry. I probably should have talked to to you before I took down our wedding photo and put up a picture of my jet.'

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

"These shades are GREAT-I dreamt I was in Tahiti!"

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

Two airplanes

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

A Little Long Jumper.

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'I thought we'd never break through those clouds!'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'Business or pleasure?'

'Will that be coach?'